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The 2012 RoboRun

The race is over. The burritos are eaten. The barf, is out. Here is a teaser trailer for Second Annual RoboRun of 2012. Stay tuned for more info on how it all went down, and for the featured Video(s) as well. 

The 2nd Annual RoboRun - Coming Jan 16th

Wait a Minute: It's on!!!

The 2nd Annual Great Fresno RoboRun is happening the morning of Monday, January 16th, 2012! What better way to celebrate Martin Luther King, Jr. Day then to witness the madness as the Di60Y crew takes on the Girls of Atomic Assault Roller Derby and GloboGym's Purple Cobras in the runningest, eatingest, burritoest relay race of all time!

Di60y, Santa, and Jesus Christ Present - Pre-Xmas Drunken Music Time W/ Fierce Creatures and Pinkeye

When you think of Dead in 60 Years, I know what you think. You think of a group of drunken douches who deserve nothing but a giant lump of coal in their stockings for Christmas. Because we have sinned a lot this year, we're throwing a big charity benefit concert to make us feel better about ourselves!

When we host a show, we tend to do good things. We have some of the Valley's biggest bands:

  • Fierce Creatures (OMG BITCHES- heroes are remembered, but local legends never die)
  • Achievement House (Sultry hipster jam madness feat. Whitney Freeman)
  • The Quiet Americans ("quiet" but they are a band... get it)
  • Pinkeye (they may make your eyes itchy but will make your ears orgasm)

Oktoberfest 2011 - Yet Another Drunken Adventure

 

Oktoberfest 2011 – An outsider’s perspective:

I was excited to see the Oktoberfest video online yesterday. I saw an opportunity to live vicariously through my friends in order to escape the maleficent hand of grad school term papers and oppressive loneliness. After all, a year ago that was me, drinking my way through the oppressive Fresno heat one delicious brew at a time until I could barely walk, let alone search for the ever allusive drunkest sailor at the shit storm.

Now I was relegated to the side lines, to watch as Roger and Greg drink to their hearts content and/or their mother’s mini-vans. As I watched, I laughed, I cried and I reminisced, which ultimately resulted in a jealous rage-inspired suicide attempt… Anyways, this is a good one.

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Breaking Dawn (Shirtless Edition)

Everyone who knows me knows I'm Team Jacob. Unabashedly, completely, creepily. I love the relationship that he has with Bella and I love seeing Taylor Lautner shirtless.

I had the idea to go shirtless for Breaking Dawn Part 1 many months ago, although I don't know how serious I really was. That changed when Greg started telling EVERYONE I was going to, so I felt I had to.

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Gay Top Gun at Swedefest!

I have seen Top Gun more times than any movie in history. As a kid, I thought it was the ultimate guys' movie. I literally watched it every day for my entire childhood. I idolized Val Kilmer in that movie like most people idolize Jesus. When I grew up, I lost the edge, much like Cougar.

A couple of months ago, while debating what movie to Swede for Swedefest 8, I picked up the Blu-Ray version of Top Gun and made a discovery: Top Gun is the GAYEST MOVIE EVER! Shocked (and a little bit aroused), I decided to call my cohorts from Di60Y and tell them that I had found the perfect Swede.

My exact words: "It's so gay. It's perfect for us!"

A "Fair"ly Delicious Adventure

Each year there is an event so “Big” that comes to Fresno that it’s hard to miss.  Like a tumble weed, it rolls out as fast as it rolls in.  I’m speaking of the Big Fresno Fair, an 11 day all you can eat hodgepodge of pure unadulterated culinary ridiculousness.  Last year Greg and I had a hell of a time at the horse track, but this year it was all about the food.  We decided very early on that this visit to the fair would be a bowel moving experience, and boy was it.

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Achieving Whitney's House

Whitney Freeman asked me very politely if I would come out to one of her shows and do one of those sexy videos we do. After promising a bottle of Kessler I was more than happy to oblige. 

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And The Award for Action Goes To....

The Di60Y crew was asked to do a nomination video for the 2011 Frebby Awards. This was the most ridiculous thing we could think of...

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Live Podcast From Heroes Sports Lounge

For having absolutely no idea what we were doing, we actually pulled off a live podcast. We just had to be really drunk and racist to do it...

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