Di60y, Santa, and Jesus Christ Present - Pre-Xmas Drunken Music Time W/ Fierce Creatures and Pinkeye

When you think of Dead in 60 Years, I know what you think. You think of a group of drunken douches who deserve nothing but a giant lump of coal in their stockings for Christmas. Because we have sinned a lot this year, we're throwing a big charity benefit concert to make us feel better about ourselves!

When we host a show, we tend to do good things. We have some of the Valley's biggest bands:

• Fierce Creatures (OMG BITCHES- heroes are remembered, but local legends never die)
• Achievement House (Sultry hipster jam madness feat. Whitney Freeman)
• The Quiet Americans ("quiet" but they are a band... get it)
• Pinkeye (they may make your eyes itchy but will make your ears orgasm)

That's right. Merry Christmas, Fresno!

Wait ... there's more: HALF THE DOOR GOES TO CHARITY by way of the Boys and Girls Club of Fresno! Wow, great music, great friends, and a way to feel better about yourself while doing it. Di60Y hooks it up.

Oh yeah... BEER!

We all know that Audie's has a full bar. We all know about their tall boys of Pabst and their two dollar cans of Olympia. On the 23rd, however, TIOGA SEQUOIA is offering their Tamarak Amber Lager at a sexy $3 a pint. So good beer at a good price that will taste good and cut down on that Christmas eve hangover you may wanna avoid.

So Anyways: SEE YOU THERE!!!

Audie's Olympic Tavern

DECEMBER 23rd

8:30 pm

ONLY $5

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