Oktoberfest 2011 - Yet Another Drunken Adventure
Oktoberfest 2011 – An outsider’s perspective:
I was excited to see the Oktoberfest video online yesterday. I saw an opportunity to live vicariously through my friends in order to escape the maleficent hand of grad school term papers and oppressive loneliness. After all, a year ago that was me, drinking my way through the oppressive Fresno heat one delicious brew at a time until I could barely walk, let alone search for the ever allusive drunkest sailor at the shit storm.
Now I was relegated to the side lines, to watch as Roger and Greg drink to their hearts content and/or their mother’s mini-vans. As I watched, I laughed, I cried and I reminisced, which ultimately resulted in a jealous rage-inspired suicide attempt… Anyways, this is a good one.
The first and last thing you are going to notice is how much fun Oktoberfest looked. Actually, that’s a lie. The first and last thing you are going to notice is that Greg is really horny. The second thing you are going to notice is that Oktoberfest looks REALLY fun. How could it not be, tons of all you can drink craft beer, good music, and great people that are increasingly losing all ambition – This has long been the recipe for a good time. A good time Roger and Greg had indeed. Watch as Pablo gets drunker and talks to every young girl he sees and watch as Roger makes out with some old lady whose name was probably Dorothy or Estelle. Watch the inebriated sways the drunks call dancing. Watch as brewers talk about what they have in the keg . Watch as Greg, in all his drunken naivety, starts beef between our beloved Atomic Assault Roller Derby and their sworn enemies Notown.
Most importantly, if you missed it, prepare to wish you didn’t. This looks like it was one of the best events of the year so make sure you don’t miss it next year. Remember, if you did miss it, you can go down and enjoy the next best thing by getting a beer sampler at your local Tioga Sequoia Brewery, after all they sponsored the event, and us, and so you kinda owe them your business for getting enjoyment out of this video. Anyways, this video was really funny, so I am going to watch it again and wish I was there as I masturbate with my own tears.
Signing off from San Jose,
p.s. .... did I mention Greg is horny ??
I'm not always a horny douche'. But when I am, I'm probably at Oktoberfest.